The Billy Cundiff Theory

So, people often ask me about my obsession with the kicker of the Baltimore Ravens.  And really, the reason is three fold:

1. I think its funny to root for the kicker because no one else does.

2. If you think about it, the kicker is one of the smartest positions to play on an NFL team.  They play about 2 minutes out of a game and get paid how much?!? And its the least amount of potential injury as well as longevity.  That is just smart.

3. My long legs plus Cundiff's general skills would breed NFL gold.  Seeing as how much goal in life is to be a kept woman this just makes sense.  Not only would I be a kept woman as his baby mama, but I also plan to raise my future son to be an NFL kicker as well.  I'll be kept for life, because clearly this child will be a Mama's Boy.

So there you have it, call it love, call it obsession, I call it a little of column A, a little of column B.  Regardless, I'm very excited for my custom jersey to arrive this week.  And very thankful that my boys won on Sunday providing me another opportunity to wear it out!